Lil' Lady Luck

I like to help people. Well, sometimes I like to help people. Helping people around the world is a hard and difficult job. Actually, this job is more tiring than difficult. That dollar you found on the ground didn’t appear out of nowhere. Those winning lottery numbers aren’t random. You didn’t run into your high school sweetheart at random either. It takes planning. Sometimes it takes me several years to plan and sometimes it takes me an hour. My point it that, honestly, I don’t get much credit for it. A lot of people say that it’s their good luck at work, but very few people say that their luck is due to lil’ old “Lady Luck.” Well, that’s me (and I am NOT old.)

Yes. Here I am, Lady Luck. I don’t quite like that name though. I’m not much of a lady. I’m more like a jerk. You hear people complain about their bad luck more often than you hear them praise their good luck. That really puts me off. If people are going to be jerks, then I’ll be a jerk too! Well, at least I’ll try to...